"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman - golfer
"Even when you're dead you shouldn't lie down and let yourself be buried." - Gordon Lee - former Everton manager
"Ah! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." - Harry Carpenter - commentator
"Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales." - Ron Greenwood - former Manager of England football team
"Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand." - Ted Lowe - snooker commentator
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them was serious." - Alan Minter - former World Middleweight boxing champion
Taken from "The Book of Senior Moments" - by Shelley Klein
